Certain bookstores that shall remain nameless, but think boxstore behemoth that is slowly losing out to the ubiquity of the online retailer, have terrible bathrooms. Perhaps this is why they are losing the sales battle with the likes of Amazon. The stalls are not big enough for the average marmot. The seats are cold, although I can see why. A bookstore would not want to encourage its patrons to sit and read while resting the jovial fanny upon a warm and comfy chamber pot. The erstwhile toliet paper is thinner than a confessional wafer and have about as much substance as a Dita Von Tease nightgown. Grr!